Today I graduated from Puppy School, I feel so grown up and ready to get on with my life, learning stuff is exhausting! I don’t see Zeus going to Kitty School? AND he has no diplomas anywhere so we know he didn’t go! Why does he get to do whatever he wants??? He even poops in the house… but I have to ring a dumb BELL just to go outside  ! Anyways mommy said she is getting me something for graduating, it better be good!